Oh shoot! Hit snooze one too many times I better get moving fast no 17 wake up calls for the kiddos today, I am going in their rooms once! Just once! And they better get a move on or I am taking away their phones! Honestly that is more of a punishment for me. And really who am I kidding? It is going to take no less than 5 "wake-ups" for them to even rouse slightly and I am going to get "just five more minutes" at least twice. I am pretty sure they could sleep 22 hours a day. I hope the cops aren't monitoring the school zone this morning because I am going to have to speed like a mad woman to get the kids there on time. Why can't we be early at least once? Do any teenagers arrive early to school? I don't know how its possible. Their parents must get them up at 5 AM. If I was a good mom I would do that too. I am barely going to have time to throw lunches together. Pop-tarts, crackers and string cheese count as lunch right? I wish we could go back to the early years of school when they popped out of bed so bright eyed and excited to see their friends, maybe if they hadn't been up until all hours of the night texting those same friends they would be excited to see them this morning, I have been meaning to call the phone company and change their service. I can turn it off at night right? I am pretty sure you can do that but do I really want to deal with the excessive complaining and grumping around that is sure to follow for DAYS maybe weeks afterward? I am not in the mood for that kind of grief today, I'll do it next week. But I AM doing it! Wonder if I need a phone password or account number or something to make changes? I am sure I wrote that down somewhere if I could only remember where....I'll ask the hubby. Crap. He needed potato salad for the potluck at work today. Totally spaced. I'm sure he figured it out. I have got to be more organized. I am starting today! Yes, I'll get started this morning right after I drop the kids off at school, wait is it Tuesday? I think H has an orthodontist appointment today. What time was that at 10? 11? I hope she knows where her retainer is but that isn't likely, where did I see it last? On the bathroom counter? Gross. Hope its still sitting there. She hasn't had it the last two appointments. I know I look like the worst mom ever for not keeping track of it but seriously? Isn't she old enough to keep track of it? But we all know who would have to pay the 500.00 to replace it if its lost for good. I hope I don't have to fill out insurance forms again -why do we have to do that every time? Ugh forms. Is S's field trip form due today too? I think I filled it out. Do I have to pay that 35.00 in cash? Do I have cash? Since when did field trips cost 35.00??? I am never going to have time to run to the ATM this morning and its not like I can get 35.00 exactly anyway. So annoying they won't take a check. Going to have to turn to the cookie jar stash I bet the school would take a check if I paid them in change. Darn it! It IS Tuesday I am in charge of refreshments for the PTO meeting! Going to have to do store bought no time to make anything presentable. I remember making Christmas tree cupcakes for D's 1st grade class one year I even used those cute round sprinkles and placed them just so to look like ornaments. That was a lifetime a, seriously who has time for that? Ok so its Tuesday but what is the date? Is it the 10th? I think we have to register him to take the SAT by tomorrow! Gotta add that to the agenda for sure. No SAT, no first choice college, no good life - over one deadline. Can't believe it is time to apply for college. Why do babies grow up? Wonder how much it costs to take the test. He has to take it. Will we ever have extra money? *sigh* probably not. There's the dog whining to go out. Poor girl she can't hold it in anymore in her old age. I hope she hangs in there a few more years the kids have grown up with her. No more snooze button, better go drag everybody out of bed.
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